A friend of mine and his wife were invited to a Pistons game at Shitty Pizza Arena in December. $500 seats on the court behind the basket. They were given a 'Code of Conduct' when they were seated. The CoC, which used to be implied (and written in small print on the back of your ticket), has to now be handed out on a placard because nobody has paper tickets anymore. Well, being three rows behind the basket, on the floor of a state-of-the-art arena, they watched an enjoyable game. But a player ran into the row in front of them and a guy said something to the player. Ten minutes later, the guy and his group were being escorted out. His 'crime'? Take a guess.