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The Anderson Files — Sports in 2020 Edition
10. Oh, the humanity!!!
9. The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday. I’ve heard of May-September romances, but this is a bit much. Plus, we won’t get the obligatory Danneilynn Birkhead photo:
8. NBA and Stanley Cup Playoffs — In September. What’s next, The Masters in November? Oh, wait. Will the Azaleas still be in bloom? Will Bryson DeChambeau be restricted to a two-iron?
7. So, with no fans and announcers apologizing for language overheard during games, the TV gods give us simulated crowd noise. What’s next? Canned laughter on a sitcom?
6. With all the arenas and stadiums empty, shouldn’t taxpayers get a tax break on their stadium tax?
5. If Serena Williams doesn’t win the US Open, with so many top players skipping the event, she should retire.
