The Dam Is Cracking

How Mitt Romney might save America, maybe

A couple weeks ago, I was out with a friend for lunch and we started talking about the Orange Mistake and I mentioned the three candidates running against him — who have no fucking chance to grab the nomination away from Mr. 90% — and summed it up this way:

“It’s a sad state of affairs when you pin your hopes on Mitt Romney.”

Yes, that Mitt Romney. A man so over-privileged that over-privileged doesn’t even come close to adequately describing him. A man so oblivious to the obvious, he makes ignorance…